Bend It

“Ya know,” says the senior citizen, “When I was 25 and got a hard-on, I couldn’t bend it with both hands.

By the time I was 50, I could bend it about 10 degrees if I tried real hard.

By the time I was 60 I could bend it 20 degrees, no problem.

I’m gonna be 80 next week, and I can bend it in half with just one hand.”

“So, what’s your point?” asks his pal.

“Well, I’m just wondering how much stronger I’m gonna get!”