One day the sheriff sees Billy-bob walking around town with nothing on except his gun belt and his boots.
The sheriff says “Billy-bob, what the hell are you doing walking around town dressed like that?”
Billy-bob replies “Well sheriff, it’s a long story!”
Sheriff says that he isn’t in a hurry and that Billy-bob should tell the story.
Billy-bob continues “Well sheriff, me and Mary-Lou was down on the farm and we started a cuddling. Mary-Lou said we should go in the barn and we did.
Inside the barn we stated a kissing and a cuddling and things got pretty hot and heavy, well Mary-Lou said that we should go up on the hill. So we did. Up on the hill we started a kissing and a cuddling and then Mary-Lou took off all her clothes and said that I should do the same
Well, I took off all my clothes except my gun belt and my boots. Then Mary-Lou lay on the ground and opened her legs and said “Billy-bob, go to town”