Blonde Bank Robbery

Two blondes decided to rob a bank together. The first Blonde, Judy, planned the robbery and went over the plan with the second blonde, Shaz, in great detail.

The robbery began. Judy drove up in front of the bank, stopped the car and said to Shaz, “I want to make absolutely sure you understand the plan. You are supposed to be in and out of the bank in no more than three minutes with the cash. Do you understand the plan?”

“Perfectly,” replied Shaz.

Shaz went in the bank while Judy waited in the getaway car. One minute passed… three minutes pass… seven minutes pass… and Judy was really stressing out.

Finally, the bank doors burst open and Shaz struggled out. She had a safe tied to her back with rope and was staggering to the car.

Just as she got the safe in the boot of the car, the bank doors burst open and the security guard came out with his pants round his ankles.

As the girls made their getaway, Judy yelled, “You are such a Blonde! I thought you understood the plan!”

Shaz said, “I did. I did exactly what you said!”

“No, you idiot!” snapped Judy. “I said, tie up the GUARD and blow the SAFE!”