“Why did your boss jump out of the window?” the detective asked the secretary.

“I don’t know”, she sobbed, “he was always so nice to me. Two months ago he gave me a fur coat, last month a sports car and just today a diamond ring. Then he asked, what it would cost to be able to ravish me.”

“And what did you say?”

“I just said, that the other men in the office always gave me fifty dollars.”