Promises

Four married gentlemen went golfing.

During the 4th hole the following conversations took place:

First Guy : ‘You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out golfing this weekend… I had to promise my wife that I will paint every room in the house next weekend.’

Second Guy: ‘That’s nothing; I had to promise my wife that I will build her a new deck for the pool.’

Third Guy: ‘Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I will remodel the kitchen for her.’

They continue to play the hole when they realized that the fourth guy has not said a word. So they ask him: ‘You haven’t said anything about what you had to do to be able to come golfing this weekend. What’s the deal?’

Fourth Guy: ‘I just set my alarm for 5 am. When it went off, I gave the wife a slap on her ass and said: ‘Golf course or intercourse?’ She said: ‘Wear sun-block.”