The Importance of Sentence Structure

The boss had to fire somebody and he narrowed it down to one of two people – Debra or Jack. It was an impossible decision because they were both super workers.

Rather than flip a coin, he decided he would fire the first one who used the water cooler the next morning.

Debra came in the next morning with a horrible hangover after partying allnight.

She went straight to the cooler to take an aspirin.
The boss approached her and said:

‘Debra, I’ve never done this before but I have to lay you or Jack off.’

‘Could you jack off?’ she says. ‘I feel like shit.’