Collecting Baboons

2      A man is commissioned by a zoo to travel to Africa to collect some baboons. All he asks for is a sack, a gun, an assistant and a dog.

So they travel to Africa and find the location of the baboons. The man turns to his assistant and says, “Right here’s the plan. I am going to climb up that tree shake the branches and make the baboons fall out. Then the dog will run over and bite the genitalia of the baboons thus numbing them and enabling you to put the in the sack.”

The confused assistant looks and the and asks “What’s the gun for?”
“Well”, replies the man, “If I should fall out of the tree by mistake, shoot the dog…”