Early Retirement

Three men are sitting on the beach in Jamaica talking about how they all ended up living there.

The first man says, “I ran a superstore out in California. But business got bad and one day there was a serious fire and I collected the insurance money and moved out here.”

The next man says, “I had a Jewellery store in the Midwest. But business went downhill and we were robbed. So I collected the insurance and moved out here.”

The final guy says, “I had a little fishery on the East Coast. One day a hurricane hit and I collected the insurance money. I had nothing left but the money so I moved out here.”

The other two men look confused for a while then asked him, “How on earth did you start a hurricane?”