A bloke is sitting in the bar in the departure lounge at a busy airport.
A beautiful woman walks in and sits down at the table next to him. He
decides because she’s got a uniform on, she’s probably an off-duty
He decides to have a go at picking her up by identifying the airline she
flies for, thereby impressing her greatly.
He leaned across to her and says the Delta Airlines motto ‘We love to
fly and it shows’. The woman looks at him blankly. He sits back and
thinks up another line.
Leans forward again and delivers the Air France motto ‘Winning the
hearts of the world’. Again she just stares at him with a
slightly puzzled look on her face.
Undeterred, he tries again, this time saying the Malaysian Airlines
motto ‘Going beyond expectations’. The woman looks at him sternly and
says ‘What the f**k do you want?’
‘Ah!’ he says, sitting back with a smile on his face. ‘Ryanair’.