Two Fleas

Two fleas had an arangement to meet every summer in Miami for a vacation. This year when one flea gets to Miami he’s shivering and shaking. The other flea asks him, ” Why are you shaking so badly?” The first flea says, ” I rode down here from New Jersey in the mustache of a guy on a motercycle.” The other flea responds saying, ” Thats the worst way to travel, Try what I do, go to the airport in New Jersey and go to the bar and have a few drinks. While you are there look for a nice stewerdess then crawl up her leg and nestle in where its warm and cozy, its the best way to travel that I can think of.” The first flea thanks the second flea and says that he will give it a try next summer.

A year goes by…..

When the first flea shows up in Miami he is shivering and shaking again. The second flea says, ” Didn’t you try what I told you?” “Yes,” says the first flea, ” I did exactly as you said. I went to the bar at the airport and I had a few drinks and finally this nice young stewerdess came in and I crawled right on up to her warm cozy spot. It was so nice and warm that I fell asleep and when I woke up, I was back In the mustache of a guy on a motercycle…