English Teacher
A boy comes home from primary school one day. His mother notices that he’s got a big smile on his face. She asks, “You look […]
Children
Multisyllable.
Little Johnny goes to school, and the teacher says, ‘Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a […]
School Exams
Some real answers given in school exams. Q: Name the four seasons. A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar Q: Explain one of the processes by […]
Dental Health
A shy little 4-year-old came in to the dentist for her first cleaning and check-up. The hygienist tried to strike up a conversation but got […]
Quickies 1
After I was convicted for paedophilia, my wife said, “I think you should be the one to tell the kids.” I replied, “They already know.” […]
Plane Crash
Three Boy Scouts, a lawyer, a priest, and a pilot are in a plane that is about to crash.The pilot says “Well, we only have […]