Food / Drink
Red Tomatoes
A beautiful woman loved growing tomatoes, but couldn’t seem to get her tomatoes to turn red. One day, while taking a stroll, she came upon […]
Chicken and Egg
The chicken and the egg are lying in bed. The chicken is smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face while the egg […]
Scot’s Egg
A Scotsman lived next door to an Englishman. The Scotsman owned a hen and each morning he would look in his garden and pick up […]
Avocados
Please could you go to the shop…
Dirty Monkey
A woman goes to a zoo, and while there was watching the monkeys. A zoo attendant throws a box of fruit into the cage and […]
Preparation
A waiter approached the man studying the menu carefully at the fancy restaurant. “May I take your order, sir?” he asked. “Well, I was wondering […]
Larry
I’m off…
Hotdogs
Trie to make hotdogs…