Irish Nuns
Two Irish nuns have just arrived in USA by boat and one says to the other, “I hear that the peopleof this country actually eat […]
Food / Drink
Expensive Date
A while back, when I was younger, I picked up a date at her parents’ home. I’d scraped together some money to take her to […]
Raisin Bread
A bakery owner hires a young female shop assistant who likes to wear very short skirts and thong panties.One day a young man enters the […]
Packed Lunch
A nun who was living in a convent next to a construction site noticed the coarse language of the workers and decided to spend some […]
The Winalot Diet
I have a Labrador retriever. I was buying a large bag of Winalot at Tesco’s and was in line to checkout. A woman behind me […]
At the Zoo
A woman goes to a zoo, and while there was watching the monkeys. A zoo attendant throws a box of fruit into the cage and […]
Generosity
One afternoon a Scotsman was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass. Disturbed, he ordered his driver to […]
Cooper Classics 2
• My wife said ‘Take me in your arms and whisper something soft and sweet’. I said, ‘chocolate fudge’. • Never tell people your troubles. […]
Cooper Classics 1
Tommy Cooper – Some of the Best • I’m on a whisky diet . . . last week I lost three days! • I went […]
Jewish Humour 2
* Why do Jewish divorces cost so much? Because they’re worth it. * The Harvard School of Medicine did a study of why Jewish women […]