Exercise Program
I’m on an exercise program. I have to walk…
Travel
Helpful Farmer
A farmer stood leaning on a fence at the edge of his property. He watched as a red sports car came over the top of […]
Potent Drink
Mike and Jim were a couple of drinking pals who worked as aircraft mechanics at Glasgow Airport. One day the airport was fogged in and […]
Good luck, Mr. Gorsky
On July 20, 1969, as commander of the Apollo 11 Lunar Module, Neil Armstrong was the first person to set foot on the moon. His […]
Liverpool Girls!
A Liverpool girl goes to the welfare office to register for child benefit.“How many children?” asks the Welfare Officer.“Ten” replies the Liverpool girl.“Ten?” says the […]
Trip to Rome
A woman was at her hairdresser’s getting her hair styled for a trip to Rome with her husband. She mentioned the trip to the hairdresser, […]
Jewish Humour 1
You may or may not remember the old-time Jewish comedians: Shecky Green, Red Buttons, Totie Fields, Milton Berle, Henny Youngman, and others? I for one […]
Early Retirement
Three men are sitting on the beach in Jamaica talking about how they all ended up living there. The first man says, “I ran a […]